Stretch it like Rauf ;P

After the Umpire, Third Umpire and Fourth Umpire, here is a 'Four-legged' Umpire :D

Umpire with bottle: Franchises spend crores of money on their team, but see what we are getting, HOT tap Water!!! Umpire Arshad rauf: I am having serious shoulder pain after showing jumping japak signals for all the Sixes hit this season, but see we never get the limelight for that... Umipre with Towel: Well, i have a solution for you, Use this TOWEL for few more Jumping & thumping, CBI will surely invite you for a limelight therapy tonight... :P

Achi tarah stretch karlo, kahi simon ke tarah ball hath na tod de

asad rauf: yesterday night was awesome!!!!! but my back got a little strained.........

umpire in left:i always preffer water than any other soft or energy drink......its too hot here......!!!!!! umpire in right:yeah,(by looking down at umpire who is streching)its too hot..........!!!!!!! (I'll win if u know what i mean)

Asad : "Yaaro ab meri umar ho ri hai,so mai soch rha hu ki ab umpiring chhod k, yoga classes khol lu aur baba ramdev ka chela ban jau ya Ghost or 1920 evil return jaisi movies me bhoot banu,bs ulta hi to chalna hai,so usi ki practice kr rha hu"....,

left standing umpire to the right : do u want water now ? then Asad rauf says 'u dont give it ,iwill give it to him. Then says the umpire standing rigt " oh ! thank u for filling me 2 bottles of "urine".

umpire 1(standing): kitna der tak khelenge ye log..halat kharap ho rha mera! ... :/ UMPIRE 2(STRETCHING): abe yaar mujhe zor se potty (SHIT) lag rahi hai..control kr rha hu .. :'( 3rd man(standing): Sir isliye towel laya hu ap jayein mai umpiring karta hu..nai toh yahi kar baithenge.. :D

umpire 1(standing): kitna der tak khelenge ye log..halat kharap ho rha mera! ... :/ UMPIRE 2(STRETCHING): abe yaar mujhe zor se potty (SHIT) lag rahi hai..control kr rha hu .. :'( 3rd man(standing): Sir isliye towel laya hu ap jayein mai umpiring karta hu..nai toh yahi kar baithenge.. :D

towel is a big thing that can destroy somebody's future or can make it as:- Ranbir kapoor started his life in bollywood by towel and sree snath had destroyed his future because of towel

umpires want to give out to pollard while its batting against srh......thinking aaj kya kha k aaya h bhai..

RCB=Rape Chennai in Bangalore!!! Hell yeah!!! :):)

GAYLE AUR KITNA CHAKKE LAGAYGA HAATH STRETCH TOH KAR LU UPAR KARNE KE LIYEEE !!!!

Oppa Gentleman :D:D

hey guys..... cheer girls are dance like this only.... ;-)

asad rauf" are those cheer gals staring my masculine body" other umpire "yeah they are jealous of your curves..:-p"

Does he really think that POSE is gonna get him Lucky tonight........ !!! Wink Wink Nudge Nudge.... LOL

Ahhhhh.....Got some relief after doing body stretch as I was standing from an hour..........!!

Don't worry! This towel is not from bookies, it's just for cleaning Perspiration!

Dharmasena : they are using towel and doing stretching exercises...and me drinking water....Oh God...all of us are giving signals together...i dont want to spilt the booty. :-(

IPL:- Indian paisa league

rahul dravid

Hold On Asad!!! This is not the right time....Make it after Match...So just hold your emo.....s

Various types of spotfixing techniqes.

saala umpiring se acha toh cricket hi khel lete baithe baithe hi paise mil jate idhar toh kamar tut gayi..

"hey guyzz.....cover me....this is my signal to the bookies....cause am havin no towel:/"!!!:D

Let me warmup for aftermatch party....

spot umpires....

what we will do in the match, if everything's fixed,,,,,,

rahul dravid

I bet this is what they were talking. Umpire (with water bottle): What the hell is he doing? Umpire (with Towel): Relax mate, he's just signalling his bookie to place a bet.

ramdev baba ka aasan ne baacha liya... nahi to ye pollard mera Sir pood deta... :O

im sexy and i know it :P

angdaaiyan leta hu mein jab zoor zoor se

Hey Cheer girls, Pay attention! I too can flex any muscle in my body.

Hey Guyz, Check out this cool move, its very useful when Gayle is Batting..

who needs a towel, to give spot fixing signal ;)

fuck off bookies............ :P

chala bhai khaana peena ho to ho gava...kasrat bhi kar li...chala kuch umprinig bhi kar liya jaye..

i cant imagine this cricket without Sachin Tendulkar..... see in the evry away match mumbai has 50% supporters due to Sachin....... I think they are not Sachin fans they are DEVOTEES

damn, why the hell the cheer leaders are not dancing now..

Hey Macha Put towel on my little man..I wanna fix the spot..My lilly is jumping japang,pumping pumping....

ohh God...Gayle hit me in between legs thinking that these are cricket balls.. u all know that he hits ball how forcefully....

All people enjoy their match in the pepsi vip box.. new invention of table in the field.. Now the umpires can njoy their matches on the pepsi vip table.!!

Look my eight packs when i stretch my body......aren't they great ...:P :D

My sign to the bookies who asked me to give decision in their favour

Mahendra Singh Dhoni

opppa umpire style..........nd sreesanth style is spot fixing

Practice This Guys , U will need This When Dhoni and Gayle are Batting ;)

gayle , sammy ,barvo and bajji - look I can do better then you :)

'Hey partner....put some water here'!!!!

alim dar says " see my moves are better than cheer girls learn from me girls.................."

Oppa Umpire Style!!!!!! :D

poket mei rocket :)

doing some yoga at the field seems legit !

Ab jis khel ki shuruaat hi Khiladiyo ki Boli lagakar hoti hai(Fixing)...usme kya Spot fixing or kya Match fixing... Jisme aap khud sare aam ladkiya nachwate ho(Cheer leaders) usme kya ladkiyo ki supply or kya demand... Saari duniya Paisa kama rahi hai(Sattebaaji) to Khiladi koi chutiye thodi hai...!!!

and this is how we can impress our wives

Uff!! More than players we need to be fit now.. otherwise u get knocked down by the fiercing ball !! Be fit and escape a Hit!!

aaabbbeyy match fix hey toh hamaraa kam ahsaan ho gaya

Yet another pakistani involved in spot-fixing. He was the one who signaled those 14 runs in Sreesanth's over !!

What the fix !