Satire : Our Ground, Our Ball, Our Rules - BCCI.

In what is considered be a fruitful turn of events for Sachinists, BCCI has decided to impose "martial law" over the first test at Kolkatta.

One major change is- West Indian players will be forced to ball till Sachin will score century. Or rather, to bat till he finds pleasing.

BCCI issued the following statement after today’s play :-

"Sachin was wrongly given out, so we have decided to overrule the current rules, and impose our own. And dare anyone opposes it. Our Ground, Our Ball, Our rules".

The famous end quote from BCCI was supposedly inspired from the gully cricketers of the streets in India.

The fans treated the "gesture" with utmost enthusiasm.

"Nigel Long will be spared after all" said one fan, who had a sword in his hand, and was headed to kill him.

Meanwhile, under this new imposed martial law, Nigel Long will be banished to the same place Steve Bucknor was a few years ago.

The West Indians accepted to the conditions without any hesitation. After all, their summer jobs i.e IPL will be in danger if they object to it, and which will directly result in 99% decrease in their annual income.

Meanwhile, furthur rules include
1. Ishant Sharma will play for West Indies tomorrow.
2. If Sachin is declared out, the ball will be considered dead, irrespective of the situation.

The only man who was opposing this was Rohit Sharma, who’s valiant effort will be reduced to dust. Even Ashwin wanted to feel bad, but MR Srinivasan remined him that his place in CSK, and inturn in Indian Cricket, is in his hands.

Sachin was un-available to comment. Meanwhile, while the rules were displayed on the screen, Ishant was mispelled as "Insult" by the CAB members.